Sunday, August 19, 2012

My favorite movie dialogs

Guess the movie names!


1. Unhe pata chalega ki ye raaz tum jante ho to woh samjhenge ki Maine adharma kiya hai.

Par bete, mere liye dharma wahi hi jo mahabharat me bhishma pitamah ne kaha tha-Dharmah matibhya udhritah.

Dharma wohi hai jo mati se janma leta hai
Dharma wohi hai jo buddhi se janma leta hai
Dharma wohi hai jo tumhare dil, tumhare man ko sachha lagta hai
Dharma wohi hai jo tumhari aatma ko sachha lagta hai

Maine apna dharma nibhaya hai, agar tumhari mati tumhe izazat deti hai bete, mujhe vachan do tum apne pita ka khyal rakhoge.

2. kahte hain shadi ki buniyaad be-entehan mohabbat honi chahiye, aur kuchh nahin. Kyon ki buniyad galat ho to rishte toot jate hain.

3. Ria aur main college ke dost the, fir humne socha, apni dosti ko ek aur naam de dete hain.Waise bhi ek dost ke sath poori zindagai bitane se behtar aur kya ho sakta hai. Kabhi kabhi dosti mohabbat ki jagah le leti hai aur fir mohabbat ke liye jagah hi nahin rahti.

4. Maya: kya baat hai, rishta sambhala nahin jata, no passion, no drama, achhi biwi nahin hoon, maa nahin ban sakti, itni kamiyan hain mujhme to chhod kyon nahin dete

Rishi: Kamiyan to hum donon mein hai Maya. Fark bas itna hai tum hamesha rishta todne ki baat karti ho, main jodne ki.

5. Don't forget I am also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.

6. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place!

Not sure if this is from a movie:

सिर्फ हंगामा खड़ा करना मेरा मकसद नहीं,
सारी कोशिश है की ये सूरत बदलनी चाहिए
मेरे सीने में न सही तेरे सीने में सही,
हो कहीं भी आग, लेकिन आग जलनी चाहिए

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

And you thought it was jungle raaz in Bihar


6th Nov 2011. My cousin and her husband were in the city for a treatment at VIMS. This morning, I thought to accompany them. We planned to get an auto.

“VIMS, Whitefield”, I enquired to an auto driver.

“Rs 150”, he replied.

“Let’s go by meter”

“No it’s out of city limits, won’t go by meter”

“Okay, then drop us to HAL signal, I believe that is within city limits”

“No, I won’t go there”

Had couple of more arguments before I walked for another auto. This one demanded additional twenty over meter fare. While riding in this auto, I took out my mobile and started noting down the no of earlier auto. That auto driver shouted, came running behind the auto and guess what…

…He snatched mobile from my hand. I was shocked.

I got down from the auto and told him, will you return my mobile or should I call police? After intervention of few localities, he returned the mobile. I thought to complaint once but ignored later on.

Ten months later, I was standing at same place and asking an auto for Total Mall which is about 4kms. By this time, auto tariff was increased and by new tariff the fare would have been Rs 44. He demanded Rs 80. I said “F*** off” and moved on. After walking a km, I reached a railway crossing, where there were two traffic cops managing the traffic. I asked another auto for the same destination. As I had already walked a km, the distance had decreased to 3kms. This person asked Rs 100. I immediately got down and said I am going to complaint to the traffic cop. The auto driver, smirked and responded confidently, “Go and complaint”.

I went to the traffic cop and explained him the situation. He gave me an ear but didn’t respond. After making me wait for five min, he says, the auto has to cross the border to go to Total Mall (I don’t know which border, may be he referred to his police station limits or RTO limits), so he can’t say anything to the auto driver. He further told me to pay Rs 80 for 3 kms.

I felt helpless and defeated by these turn of events. I crossed the auto again but couldn’t see in the eyes of the driver. Walked another half km and asked another auto. The demand was same. I said “F*** off” again and asked a biker for a lift. Thankfully, the biker dropped me to my destination.

Had it been a place in Bihar, first thing you’d have got cheaper transport in terms of shared auto. Even if you would have wanted to hire complete auto, the driver wouldn’t have dared to demand more, that too arrogantly. At a slightest display of arrogance, he would have beaten shit out of him. And had it been a cop and behaving the way he did it here, he would have been beaten as well. And you say it was jungle raaz in Bihar…